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Post by Toughjeans on Oct 17, 2008 23:41:32 GMT 1
a redhead,brunette and blonde are on the run form the law, after racing down some country lanes the brunette says 'its no good there gonna catch us,lets ditch the car and run for it' so there running across a field and see and farm ahead,the redhead says 'we'll hide out in the farm' they all run into the barn ,redhead dives into the pig sty,the brunette hidesin the horse stable and the blonde gets inside a big sack. 20 mins later the police are in the barn, a bobby looks into the pig sty ,and he hears oink oink, another bobby peers into the horse stable and hears neeyyyy neeeeyyy, they look at each other and shrug there shoulders, and they walk out passing the sack... when they hear potatoes potatoes!!!   |
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Post by steve66! on Oct 30, 2008 10:32:17 GMT 1
i thought i'd heard that with english man irish man scottish man.
but meh!
whatever!
still funny!
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Post by Joezetti on Oct 30, 2008 17:50:18 GMT 1
a blonde sittin in a hairdressers with headphones in. The hairdresser asks if she could take them out. After some arguing she finally takes the headphones out. 5 mins later the hairdresser finds the blonde on the floor passed out. The hairdresser listens to the headphones. "Breath in.... breath out..."
haha
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Post by Joezetti on Oct 30, 2008 18:08:47 GMT 1
3 bondes find a lamp. They rub it and a geenee pops out. He says i will give u all one wish. the first one says."i want to be smarter." so he turns her into a brunet. second one says "i want to be smarter than her. so he turns her into a red head. third one says " i want to be smarter than all of them" so he turns her into a man!
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Post by Toughjeans on Nov 3, 2008 20:56:48 GMT 1
3 bondes find a lamp. They rub it and a geenee pops out. He says i will give u all one wish. the first one says."i want to be smarter." so he turns her into a brunet. second one says "i want to be smarter than her. so he turns her into a red head. third one says " i want to be smarter than all of them" so he turns her into a man! hehe thats not funny you'll be in the $h*t!! |
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Post by axenige on Nov 3, 2008 20:59:22 GMT 1
What's the difference between a investment banker, and a pigeon ;D
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The pigeon can leave a deposit on a Lamborghini
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Post by Joezetti on Nov 3, 2008 21:03:37 GMT 1
a man put all his money in a japanese bank
the only problem is the origami bank folded
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Post by aceofs on Feb 19, 2024 2:15:21 GMT 1
www.viberate.com/music-analytics/spotify-analytics/a redhead,brunette and blonde are on the run form the law, after racing down some country lanes the brunette says 'its no good there gonna catch us,lets ditch the car and run for it' so there running across a field and see and farm ahead,the redhead says 'we'll hide out in the farm' they all run into the barn ,redhead dives into the pig sty,the brunette hidesin the horse stable and the blonde gets inside a big sack. 20 mins later the police are in the barn, a bobby looks into the pig sty ,and he hears oink oink, another bobby peers into the horse stable and hears neeyyyy neeeeyyy, they look at each other and shrug there shoulders, and they walk out passing the sack... when they hear potatoes potatoes!!! oh this is funny hahaha |
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