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Post by Toughjeans on Oct 22, 2007 21:41:02 GMT 1
after just telling nopies its good to misbehave, got me thinking of bad things i have done in the past? so how about we have a confessional,come on now i know some of you have got in you spill the beans!!!  |
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Post by the-shoecountyclown on Oct 22, 2007 21:44:31 GMT 1
set fire to a warehouse broke in to the place next door to where i work now (i add i was 15 at the time it wasnt last week)  |
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Post by Toughjeans on Oct 22, 2007 22:13:24 GMT 1
:Pseems like its just u and i jamie and we are surrounded by saints!
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Post by Toughjeans on Oct 22, 2007 22:14:53 GMT 1
ok well if no one else wants to tell, ill go, i stole cat litter from tescos in wellingborough, kinda by accident but i felt bad ,and that was a couple of weeks back.  |
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Post by Looby on Oct 22, 2007 22:20:56 GMT 1
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Post by Looby on Oct 22, 2007 22:22:47 GMT 1
In my defence...I was young and easily led back then!!
...Oh, and veeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy drunk!!
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Post by Toughjeans on Oct 22, 2007 22:22:59 GMT 1
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Post by carpetmark on Oct 22, 2007 22:25:58 GMT 1
Since being released from prison i aint done nothing.
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Post by Smokeydub on Oct 22, 2007 22:28:38 GMT 1
Does boob flashing count as bad??? I think it should be encouraged! ;D ;D |
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Post by Toughjeans on Oct 22, 2007 22:36:53 GMT 1
Does boob flashing count as bad??? I think it should be encouraged! ;D ;D hear hear theres just not enough of it these days  |
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Post by Toughjeans on Oct 22, 2007 22:55:37 GMT 1
i have one id like to get of my chest, a little long winded so bear with me, a good few years back,9 or 10 when i was on call on xmas eve, i had a phone call from the director to ask if i would go to a local old peeps home as a favour to him, he was,nt going to charge them as the manager had phoned the call office in desperation as the residents where all stuck downstairs, as the lift had broke down and they did not have any other means to get them upstairs to bed,( i think there where at least 20+ ) anyway to try and cut a long story short, when i got there I've never seen so many smiley faces,full of xmas cheer. when i looked at the lift it had some major wiring problems, ie it had burnt. now bearing in mind i wanted to go to the pub, now it could of been fixed but it would of took hours, so.............. after simulating some fixing noises,hammer banging etc, i told them it needed a part, and i would have to come back after the hols,so began frantic staff running around getting blankets etc for the long night in the lounge, anyway i wrote up my paperwork and went to see the manager to get it signed when she dropped the bombshell, she was quite jovial and said they would make the best of it downstairs, it was just she felt sorry for the lady who was up there on her own who was bedridden. i nearly died, i am truly sorry, hopefully it wasn't any of you lots nan. i think of her every xmas |
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Post by the-shoecountyclown on Oct 22, 2007 22:59:44 GMT 1
oooo that is bad dude but so you got your place booked in hell |
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Post by orangerat on Oct 23, 2007 8:08:19 GMT 1
About 10 years back I was on midnight standby at the coach firm I worked for when I had to jump in one of the brand new 67 seat double deck coaches we had just bought. Never driven one before so the dash was totally new to me. The mission, jump in this thing with one of the stewardesses and drive to Gatwick and take a full load of people off a broken down coach. About 2 a.m. I'm blasting down the M40 when aforementioned stewardess asks me to switch the interior lights and boiler on so she can make a coffee. I have a fumble with the unfamiliar panel thinking I'm bound to find the light switch. After much switching on and off of stuff the lights come on and the water starts getting hot. My victory smug feeling is then broken by a guy in a brand new Merc furiously sounding his horn and screaming expletives at me. On closer inspection his nice new S class is covered in little blue pouches, loo roll, and the odd turd for good measure. Yep dear reader, my fumblings had dropped the waste tank from the toilet all over the M40 and this rather unfortunate Mercedes driver  |
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Post by dubdaze on Oct 23, 2007 8:31:21 GMT 1
..... About 10 years back I got a phone call one evening saying that my nan was stuck upstairs in her nursing home, and the lift was broken. I jumped in my Merc and was bombing up the M40 as none of the staff could help her down the stairs, when this coach dumped its load from the toilet all over me.... I was so furious that I stuck my finger up at the driver.... ...I have never forgiven myself for that callous act  Sorry, that was too obvious but had to be done ;D ;D |
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Post by orangerat on Oct 23, 2007 8:34:08 GMT 1
..... About 10 years back I got a phone call one evening saying that my nan was stuck upstairs in her nursing home, and the lift was broken. I jumped in my Merc and was bombing up the M40 as none of the staff could help her down the stairs, when this coach dumped its load from the toilet all over me.... I was so furious that I stuck my finger up at the driver.... ...I have never forgiven myself for that callous act Obvious but funny dude!! KWALITY  Sorry, that was too obvious but had to be done ;D ;D |
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Post by Looby on Oct 23, 2007 11:30:27 GMT 1
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Post by Looby on Oct 23, 2007 11:30:59 GMT 1
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Post by Looby on Oct 23, 2007 11:31:41 GMT 1
;D when u pall up at traffic lights ,or rounderabout ,and the flash git ,in the lane next to ya ,is being flash a (TIT) ,then make a point of looking at his wheel nearest to u ,Look away then do it again ,but lean forward as if u look relay concerned about some thing is roug with his wheel ,But dont point and tell him /her .then drive of .Ive had no end stop ,get out and check there car .It helps if u have a passenger ,to point out your concerns to ,and they do the same  Lovin' this idea!! Pure genius!!  |
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