BBQ RULES

[trickyt]

We are enjoying the BBQ season.
Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor activity.

When the man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion.
(1)The women buys the food.
(2)The women makes the salad,prepares the vegetables and makes the dessert.
(3)The women prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - Beer in hand
(4)The woman remains outside the compulsory three metre exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman
HERE COMES THE IMPORTANT PART:
(5)THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL
(6)The women goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery
(7)The women comes outside to tell the man the meat is looking great.He thanks her and asks if she will bring him another beer while he flips the meat.
IMPORTANT AGAIN
(8)THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN
(9)The woman prepares the plates,salad,bread,utensils,napkins,sauce andbrings them to the table.
(10)After eating,the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
(11)Everyone PRAISESthe MANand THANKS HIMfor his cooking efforts.
(12)The man asks the women how she enjoyed her 'night off ',and upon seeing her reaction,concludes that thers no pleasing some women.

ITS GREAT BEING A MAN

Cheers
tricky

[theanimalbus]

Great!!!!! Thanks a bunch


My missus has just read this and now we are having a heating debate about responsibilities..................



Trade secrets dude...............
























Not really, when she asked what it was, i've told her it was something to do with cars

[aceofs]

Jul 30, 2009 10:26:29 GMT 1 trickyt said:

We are enjoying the BBQ season.
Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor activity.

When the man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion.
(1)The women buys the food.
(2)The women makes the salad,prepares the vegetables and makes the dessert.
(3)The women prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - Beer in hand
(4)The woman remains outside the compulsory three metre exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman
HERE COMES THE IMPORTANT PART:
(5)THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL
(6)The women goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery
(7)The women comes outside to tell the man the meat is looking great.He thanks her and asks if she will bring him another beer while he flips the meat.
IMPORTANT AGAIN
(8)THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN
(9)The woman prepares the plates,salad,bread,utensils,napkins,sauce andbrings them to the table.
(10)After eating,the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
(11)Everyone PRAISESthe MANand THANKS HIMfor his cooking efforts.
(12)The man asks the women how she enjoyed her 'night off ',and upon seeing her reaction,concludes that thers no pleasing some women.

ITS GREAT BEING A MAN

Cheers Viberateapartment omis croatia
tricky

this is fun good one. can we do something like this for girls